SECTION NINE
MOVIE
REVIEW
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COLUMN
SIXTY-ONE, JULY 1, 2001
(Copyright © 2001 The Blacklisted Journalist)
AN
ATTACK ON CATHOLICISM?
A
SPIELBERG MASTERPIECE
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When
I was a young boy in St. Agnes School, the nuns would post the
"Condemned" movies on the bulletin board. They would cut out the page from THE PILOT where the powers
that be informed us how we would go to hell if we viewed the despicable films
listed. To my impressionable mind,
people were condemned---how
When
David---as Biblical a name as you can get---touches the Virgin Mary and the idol
comes crashing down---Spielberg's message that even praying to an image for 2000
years is not going to make your wish come true.
But it does come true, and as the film quotes Shakespeare---there lies
the rub.
The
statue of the Virgin Mary is actually the Blue Fairy from Pinocchio in some
submerged New York long after Planet Of The Apes has happened---and let us check
off the films that have influenced this epic:
The
X Men---Mutants Vs. Humanity: As the Mechas go for the bait---the spare parts
from the Flesh Fairs, they face off against the enemy---humankind---right out of
Marvel Comics and the recently released picture.
Star
Trek The Next Generation: Jean Luc Picard gets both his identities in this
flick. Data wants to become human
throughout the series, and David reiterates the sentiment
Classic
Star Trek: The Aliens are Close Encounters meets ET meets The Talosians from the
Star Trek Pilot "thousands of
us are probing his mind, Magistrate..." indeed Poor David.
When he sees the trademark on his name, and the little boy in the box
shaking like a Mexican jumping bean, the (R) trademark symbol next to his name,
he realizes he is not the prostitute that Spielberg declares he is throughout
the film---even going to great lengths to have Jude Law make it clear the parents who buy this boy toy for love are as shallow as the clients
who purchase a mechanical hustler---no, he is even lower than a prostitute---he
At
least a prostitute can go home and deal with the reality of it all. This is
really love in a jar.
That
the Creator, William Hurt (and maybe Spielberg wanted the name Hurt to be even
more blunt) chooses the family of Monica and Henry Swinton, knowing---even
counting
on---the fact that they will reject the boy is the first abuse of this new life
form; the actual rejection is the second.
The Sinton's real son, Martin---unexpectedly brought back to life--- could have had the perfect little brother, but his jealousy evokes Cain and Abel
"Now
Abel became a shepherd and kept flocks, while Cain tilled the soil.
Time
The
Blue Fairy
inspires David
to do the impossible
as
well. Yahweh looked with favor on
Abel and his offering. But he did not look with favor on Cain and his offering
and Cain was very angry and downcast." And you know the rest of the story.
There
was no need for Martin, dressed in his best Darth Vader attire and fitted with computer
legs as the half-man/half-machine resurrected by Cryogenics (manufacturer of
robots) trying to tease David that Martin is organic and thus he is real. But that doesn't stop David from holding on to his brother
for dear life when the neighborhood kids put a knife to the robo-boy...KEEP ME
SAFE is the theme, and when the human family lets him down, David seeks out The Blue
Fairy. This is also the product of
malice; Martin, with evil in his heart, demands that his mother read Pinocchio
to the two kids, and
it is robo-boy David's belief in Pinocchio's Blue Fairy that inspires David to do the impossible.
William Hurt also uses David's belief in the Blue Fairy to trap David again.
Hurt
loves his creation. The robot boy is an extension of himself but, like Dr. Frankenstein, he
fails to impart any of himself to the creature. Thus he can be cold and
detached. His office full of pictures of the creation with himself are not part
of David's memory banks, even if David experienced this interaction
Oh
there's Arnold's SIXTH DAY in this with helicopter scenes as well as SIXTH
SENSE. However, Haley Joel Osment,
who plays robo-boy, is
no McCauley Culkin one-hit wonder. Osment's acting is brilliant and totally
believable; he is both human and machine, and for him to be able to be so
believable in two major films shows a depth both Shirley Temple and Mickey Rooney
would have to envy. This is real Judy Garland stuff, just keep
But
it is the Gladiator scenes in the Coliseum where Gigolo Joe and young David have
to fight The Wicked Witch. In total
film paradox, Spielberg has a Christian type evangelist feeding the Mechas
(almost an hybrid of Messiah and Christ) to the lions.
The Mechas resemble the Christians here, but
And
he's right. It's just that---it is
supposed to be politically incorrect to make that kind of a statement unless you
yourself are an ex-Catholic and know first-hand the hypocrisy of a religion
which refuses to adhere to the policies and ideas that Jesus set forth.
But Spielberg is Spielberg, he can do this and get away with it, and the
Catholic Church probably will not condemn this because it is a "Family
Film," so a movie like PRIEST gets roasted while A.I. will be able to
infiltrate impressionable minds. Don't you love it?
Exodus
2:3 "When she could hide him no longer, she got a papyrus basket for him;
coating it with bitumen and pitch, she put the child inside and laid it among
the reeds at the river's edge. His
sister stood some distance away to see what would happen to him."
Well,
the Darlene (R) doll never got to follow David when his "mother," Monica, rejected him and
deposited him in the forest where the Tin Woodsman (Gigolo Joe) and Toto (Teddy
Bear) would find not the Emerald City but the lusty red city, Rouge.
Like
The Wizard Of Oz, this film might take years for people to appreciate its depth
and its beauty. Possibly, everyone is still caught up in classics like ET and
Close Encounters and Dr.
Strangelove (or how about James Bond and Dr. No, I mean Dr. Know).
But what the
filmmaker is saying here is what Jim Morrison said: "You cannot petition the Lord
with Prayer."
The
moral of the story? Can machines can love better than people?
Read Ray Kurzweil's THE SPIRITUAL AGE OF MACHINES, and understand that
Spielberg's nicking of riffs from The Twilight Zone to Babes In Toyland
is a
true message with hidden meanings. That
man is incapable of caring about anyone but himself. Like Dr. Frankenstein
stroking his ego by playing God, William Hurt portrays a genius
Director
Stanley Kubrik
Gotta
hand it to Spielberg. Subtle he is not.
As a story teller, Spielberg is a
marvelous story re-teller. And the film is
marvelously well photographed.
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