COLUMN EIGHTY-TWO, JANUARY 1, 2003
(Copyright © 2003 The Blacklisted Journalist)
SID BERNSTEIN'S DUTCH TREAT
SID BERNSTEIN WITH PAUL MCCARTNEY
which Sid plans a pop festival that never happens]
sit down to lunch with Sid Bernstein and the two of us can't fit into the same
booth. Is Sid really Santa Claus?
It's April of 1970 and over in Apeldoorn, Holland, the kids have been
holding demonstrations because they want him to give them a pop festival.
is more than willing. He orders filet of sole. I take veal parmigian. The
trouble is that
the burgomeister of Apeldoorn doesn't want more than 50,000 kids to attend and
Sid doesn't know how to keep the other 100,000 away.
"What should I tell him?" Sid asks.
He looks around and digs the restaurant.
Sid is one of New York's leading noshers.
"What should I tell him? I
can only tell him the truth."
Tell the, truth to the burgomeister of Apeldoorn? Sid
squeezes the lemon on the sole. The burgomeister has already vetoed two sites
picked out by Sid, one of them so big that it could have, in Sid's own words,
"squatted a million kids." The burgomeister doesn't really want the
festival in Apeldoorn. Sid pulls
out an envelope full of clippings from the Dutch newspapers. Sid has been there four times now and he's almost as big a
star in Holland as Melanie.
He savors the filet. It's just OK. Sid knows of better, places to eat in New York. But then how can
you enjoy filet of sole in New York when your mouth Is
full of the taste of Apeldoorn's first World Peace and Music Festival?
"This would really be the big one," Sid says
"I don't care if I just break even, this would really be the big one."
has already signed Joan Baez. She'll
do a concert for $10,000, but only on condition that he charges no more than
five guilders per ticket. That
amounts, to about a buck?-thirty-five. Then
he's got Jose Feliciano, Blood, Sweat and Tears and Donovan.
He's Only going to print up 50,000 tickets, but he's also going to lay in supplies to accommodate 150,000. Sid is the kind of, guy you'd like to see running your
neighborhood candy store.
"Not that we're looking for it," Sid says.
"If we promise the mayor that there'll only be 50,000, then we'll
only let 50,000 in. But if more show up, there has got to be facilities to take
care of them. You can't let kids go homeless and unfed.
there is a disaster area, it will be right in the middle of one of the
showplaces of Europe, Berg En Bos Park, so famous for its tulip beds and flower
gardens that visitors have to pay 50 cents a?piece to enter.
On Sid's tickets, the cost will be 25 cents, but can you imagine what
150,000 kids would do to the place? Sid shudders.
have to put up a $25,000 bond against damage to the park," he says. "But
we're going to keep this peaceful. Apeldoorn is only 40 miles away from the
German border and there's going to be another invasion. But this time, it will
be a peaceful invasion. They'll come on their bicycles with their knapsacks
and my plan is to greet them with flowers, food and fruit."
Sid! He's the kind of hustler who can get you the best egg creams in New York,
no matter if he's in Holland. The filet of sole is long gone. Sid has to pack
to go there for the fifth time.
guess I'm a gambler," he says.
his first trip to Apeldoorn, he made a handshake deal on the site with the
burgomeister, but then the burgomeister changed his mind.
that happened, the kids rose up," Sid says. 'they had to call an emergency
meeting of the city council. They called me back and gave me another site. Then
the mayor changed his mind again and the kids rose up a second time. It was on
the national radio. They had a petition with 4,000 names. There were so many
kids jamming the city council meeting that they had to put up loudspeakers
outside for the 400 kids who couldn't get in."
city council overruled the burgomeister by 40 to 10, so now Sid's back in
business with a franchise on the park for August 4, 5, 6 and 7.
Except he's going to warn the burgomeister of the possibility of the
100,000 uninvited attendees.
have a feeling all of Europe will be focusing on this," Sid says. "But
I've got to do it. I owe it to the kids."
He also hopes nobody eats the flowers. ##
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